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Melbourne Escorts – 5 Reasons Why Guys Secretly Hate The Missionary Position

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Of the various sex positions available today, perhaps the “missionary” is the most common, and the most widely used. Also called the “man-on-top” position, the missionary is generally defined as “a sex position in which a woman lies on her back and a man lies on top of her while they face each other and engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activity”. However, some, or possibly a lot, of men secretly hate this position, and here are 5 reasons why they they do.

The Woman Could Wind Up Bursting His Eardrums
Ask your girlfriend, or your favourite Melbourne Escorts, in jest if they like the missionary, or not, and tell them afterwards that some men don’t like it because the lady could end up bursting his eardrums! It’s because, both partners are actually facing each other, and if the lady’s loud, she could be screaming right into his ear, especially while she climaxes!

You’re Literally Lying on Top of Each Other
Some guys hate the missionary because you’re literally lying on top of each other, which means that there’s little creativity in the effort. It’s like you’re just forced to do it, lie on top of her, then wham-bang-thank you!

The Guy’s Doing All The Work
The missionary is a sex position that’s not for the lazy man, because he’ll be doing all of the thrusting! If you just woke up in the morning, and your partner is looking for some morning sex, perhaps you’d be pissed off if you’re doing it the missionary way!

It’s Just So Basic
Some guys argue that missionary feels so lame because everyone treats it as the default sex position, as it’s simple and uncomplicated. And of course the missionary is perhaps the same as how your parents have sex, or how your grandparents have sex!

The Guy Always Has to Be Doing Something With His Head and Face
For some men, the best positions are usually the ones where he can just go to town without a care in the world. But with the missionary, he has to be kissing or burying his face in your neck, or something else.

This means that for guys who need to be doing something with his head or face, he can’t just sit and stare at his partner during sex. But then again if you’re dating the lovely Melbourne Escorts, perhaps you’d love to kiss them and bury your face in their neck all night!

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