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Melbourne Escourt – 3 Reasons Why You Should Not Have Shower Sex

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Are you looking for something new and refreshing to spice up your sex life? Well, the good thing is that there are a lot of great options to choose from, except shower sex. Why not shower sex? Well, why don’t you experiment with pony play instead, or wear latex suits in bed, try an open marriage, or do some role-playing in the bedroom, but do not have shower sex! Here are 3 reasons why you should never go down and dirty in a wet, slippery shower room.

You Could Get Water Tortured
If you’re going to spend some quality time with your girlfriend, or with your preferred Melbourne Escourts, I suggest that you have sex in the stairs, or the living room instead of the shower, because you (or your partner) could accidentally get water tortured! (Like remember how they used to do “waterboarding to suspected terrorists in some secret CIA hideout?).

The accidental water torture could happen if your female partner tries giving you a blowjob in the shower (or you’re the one going down on her!). Well, it would definitely be very hard to breathe while sucking a penis, especially when the lady’s sucking a penis while water pours into her eyes, nose, throat, and everywhere!

You Only Get Half Clean
Showers are great places to get cleaned, but that’s unless you’re sharing the shower with your girlfriend, or hookup partner! If you’re having shower sex, it would be inevitable that only one-half of your body is going to get cleaned either before or after. Well, that’s just the nature of sharing a shower!

You Can Sprain Your Dick
Having sex in the shower is like walking out at a mall or grocery store, and you slip on a wet pavement or floor, because you forgot to see the “Caution: Wet Floor’ sign! Remember that showers are designed for you to fracture your butt, back and of course your dick!

Accidents do happen, and if you’re trying to do some freaky sex position with your girlfriend, or your favourite Melbourne Escourts, better be careful with what you’re doing, or else you could end up with penile trauma.

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